From Blog In Space

前几天又收到blog in space的来信,不过刚刚才仔细看了一下


Dear Humanoid:

Is the third time the charm? We believe it is!

The Blog in Space team is confirming that blog transmission is underway for the
third time. This time from the Golden State, California! This certificate
confirms that your blog has been catapulted at 11:40am PT and hurled into space
at North Latitude of 34.6 degrees and West Longitude of 20.45 degrees traveling
at a direction of Azimuth 137.6 degrees at an elevation of 50 degrees on a 5845
MHz frequency.

The Blog in Space team has received a number of inquiries this month on
generally practiced contact protocol. While Blog in Space offers no “official”
rules per say, we endorse the following steps.
1. If they ask to be taken to your leader, contact the White
House immediately. If you can’t get through to the President, ask for
the Vice President and follow the line of succession from there.

2. Practice Active listening. Taking an interest in what the
extraterrestrials are saying builds trust and provides foundation for
future contact.

3. Strike a common bond. For instance, you might ask if he/she/it
has an active interest in stamp collecting or wiffle ball.

4. Don’t come on too strong. Nothing is more unattractive to
alien life forms than a needy Earthling.

5. It’s okay not to comment. While the Blog In Space team is
pro-alien (and always will be), it would be ignorant to assume there
aren’t a few bad apples in the universe. If you are questioned about
Earth’s solar defenses or nuclear technology, we recommend you change
the subject.

Until your next transmission, be sure to submit your blog for our “Most Likely
to be Contacted.” Don’t forget to refer your friends – for when the day our
little green friends land upon our fertile soil comes, Blog In Space will
present them with a list of their most passionate advocates.

When Telling the World Simply Isn’t Enough.

-The BlogInSpace Team


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